jly:

me to my skin: I know ur trying, but try harder

(via willinq)

I wanna be laid up with you doing nasty shit.

(via dopeasssbloq)

vervae:

When she innocent but naughty just for ya, that’s when u kno u found the right bitch

(via dopeasssbloq)

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

succinctlysevered:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they’re thirsty later

also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard

what about the last person. what do they get.

the last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are as comfortable and safe as I can make them

also, their credit cards

(via guy)

i, personally, would love to calm down, and yet

(via guy)